The Salad Ballad

The salad got dressed and went to get his lettuce 

Made it to tomatoes who was with his cousin ketchup 

They jumped him with the pumpkin tossed the salad in the dump then 

They left him for dead though his  heart just kept pumping 

His thoughts they were stirring weird things were occurring 

He rolled into the river just to catch up with the current 

And he caught up with this crew called the croutons   

Who he knew from the coupons he met other Friends 

Like Mustard and Dijon and his old cousin Caesar

They went to tomatoes just to get revenge 
Double crossed by his friends now hes back again
Then ketchup got capped tomato got smacked 

Sauced in a bucket beaten to a pulp spitting out his guts 

Just as the pumpkin was dead from a thrashing 

They carved up his head and lit it up in trashcan 

The salad woke up he sat there just gasping
He had all these questions he felt like just asking 

About this thing and that thing and things that he'd seen 

He looked to his left and he let out a scream
Something on his mantle looking scary and dead 

With a candle in his mouth the damn pumpkin head 

He looked at his hands running red as he bled 

On second look damn tomato sauce instead
This concludes the Salad Ballad.