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Tuesday, March 20, 2012

March Madness

March is my favorite month of the year. It's like the rebirth of nature and the ultimate wave of green drinking power and basketball madness. No matter what is going on in my life in march it usually gets referred to in the context of "madness" such as "Finals Madness" (in reference to college finals) and more recently "March Open Mic Madness" (in reference to a whole lot of open mic appearances me and Benny G have made on behalf The Suburban Invaders.) It is a wonderful time of the year. My birthday is March 15th it is always easy every year to find people that are willing to go out and party because of all the "madness" in the air. Chicago is probably the best place in the whole world to celebrate St Patrick's Day. If you disagree I encourage you to come hang out with me next year. Wherever I may in this fair Midwestern city. It will be a blast. and on one final note....Madness Oh Yeah Brother.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Facebook Creepin at the Open Mic

Recently I have been doing a lot of Open Mics with my friend Benny G to promote our two man hip hop 
comedy group "The Suburban Invaders" On stage I go by "BallPark Frank" and Benny goes by "The Nvisible Man" last Tuesday we performed a few of our songs at Vaughn's Pub on Sheffield  Ave. The host named Tony was really nice and even came up and played guitar while we rapped. At the End of our set we did an Acoustic Freestyle to the Rhythm of the song "Creep" By Radiohead. Personally I love how it turned out. In this video Benny G performs first and I come in at about 1:52 



Feel Free to Sing Along to my rendition of "Facebook Creepin"

They Say I'm a Creep Cuz I been Creepin on Facebook
I printed out your photos and took a second look, awwwww
I put em up in my bedroom and I look at em all
I looked at one in the locker room before I played basketball
Cuz I'm a Creep, I been Creepin on Facebook
I know how to get in your phone
I know who you've been texting
Why didn't you just text me?

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Blogging Depression

No Pants, No Problem
Hey guys. My friend Greg got on my case about not putting up any new posts for awhile, sorry about that. I was writing a lot in January and had my Google AdSense going strong earning a little money here and there for my humble blog but then it happened. The dark side of the force tempted me and I lost my innocence in a evil plot of greed and corruption. Needless to say my Google AdSense account has since been disabled to do fraudulent clicking by a number of parties. 

To whom it may concern....I'm Sorry. I just owe so much money to Sally May and the Government for my foolish College Education. I wanted to make some extra money and my friends and family were all very quick to try to help my new enterprise. I feel like AnakinSkywalker at the end of "Revenge of the Sith" or Seth at the end of "Boiler Room"  Until now I have been unable to motivate myself to put up anything new in the blogging department. I'm glad that whole period of grieving is over and now I'm ready to get back on the grind. It's good to be back. Greg if your reading, thanks for the motivation it means a lot. You can be certain that I will be posting more often in the month of March. 

Dale "The Mad Blogger" aka "The Blogger formerly known as Depressed"