From The Desk Of BallPark Frank

I get big in the paint like a big man on canvas
Frank on the globe write rhymes on the atlas
Make all the money to buy all the makers
On your mark get set on the plate like taters
Better now than laters i glide like the skaters
Always rip ass when i'm in the elavators
Darth like the vaders light saber tooth tigers
Watching us now in the eye of the fighter
Lit like a lighter cuz got spins like the dryer
Walking home looking like the man on the wire
I burn rubber like a fire breathing dragon with a magnum 
Condom i got at the spot when I bought gum 
Got some awesome nachos with cheese sauce and quac yo
An ice cream snickers and a choco taco
Got the tic tacs and tactics the stretch like elastic
I love the fans cuz they are fantastic 

Mr. Weedman Draft 1

Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong 
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong


Mr. Weedman bring me some trees
(Bong Bong Bong Bong)
Bring me some nuggets and bring me some leaves
(Bong Bong Bong Bong)
Give me a mix white widow and clover
(Bong Bong Bong Bong)
Mr. Weedman please come over


Weedman pick up the phone
(Bong Bong Bong Bong)
Drove past your house I know that your home
(Bong Bong Bong Bong)
Please I'm feeling like a fiend
Mr. Weedman bring me some green

Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong

Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong

Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong

Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong

Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong

Mister Weedman bring me some trees
Bring me some nuggets and bring me some leaves
Give me the biggest bag you've got at your place
Mr. Weedman I need to blaze


Weedman I'm so alone
I need some ganja so I can get stoned
No stems no sticks and please no seeds
Mr. Weedman bring me some weed

Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong

Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong

Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong

Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong

Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong

Mr. Weedman (Yes?)
Bring us some budz
Give us a bag of your finest nugz
Mr. Weedman please 
Mr. Weedman bring me some weed

It is sung in the style of these wonderful young ladies. Sure is nice to hear such a nice Song. 

Dale Fanella Working For A Living

Contact me at your leisure if you ever need a actor, performer, emcee, writer, model. I  also excel at hauling kegs and brand ambassador work.

No Exceptions No Excuses Part 1

I Workout!

I am happy to report that my "No Excuses No Exceptions" workout initiative has been going quite splendidly. Last week I clocked in about 10 hours of prison rules basketball with the local hoopers over at Wrightwood Park. (Jeez I hate it when people argue about fouls, quit crying.) Meanwhile over at the Wrigley rooftops (aka planet kegatron) I have been hauling the living shit out many many kegs. I have a few goals that I just want to mention in hopes that some readers will leave inspiring comments to inspire or hurtful comments to motivate. I aim to be able to do 100 push ups in a row on video by July 28th. I plan to Dunk a basketball in a game, on video by August 31st. Currently I can probably do about 50-60 push ups in a row and can dunk after warming up but not while people are trying to stop me. I need to gain a few inches on my vertical over the summer. The "No Excuses No Exceptions" ideals of strength and honor have carried over into the creative realm as well. I have recently started doing daily vocal workouts to learn all the aspects of my favorite instrument "the human voice." I cannot sing (not well anyway) but I dream of someday being able to do a mean impression of George Thoroughgood (singer of awesome tunes such as "Bad To The Bone" "I Drink Alone" "Who Do You Love?" and "One Bourbon, One Scotch And One Beer." I am actually about to do some vocal work right now before heading out to play prison ball. I love Wrightwood Park. Ball So Hard. I hope you all are getting it in this summer. Enjoy the day, it is yours for the milking. Adios Me Amigos.