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Showing posts with label pothead. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Its a mad mad mad mad mad world

Its a maddening maddening mad hatters mad hattering mad haters are chattering
the batter is battering all the stats are still staggering the badger was badgering unabashadley brandishing a badge from a bad German Sheppard black fur like a leopard without stripes and no checkers i was a wreck at the records i felt wretched in bed but it was all for the better
forever together in splendor where ever no wonder no never grow stronger go getter 
so weather the storm whether rich or in squalor from the top of the bucket to the bottomm of dollars to the loudest of whispers and softest of hollers. for the insomniac staying up four hundred hours
to the clean freak scrubbing dead skin in the showers 
the flesh eating disease it rips and devours 
but what about love and smelling the flowers. 

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Snakes and Kittens Poem


Much has been written about a sweet little kitten
A glove and a mitten for fingers to fit in

So good for the getting for goodness sake
I brought my own pet a long white snake

Careful young cat don’t let the him provoke you
He’ll slink  and He’ll slither and slide up to choke you

So don’t play with snakes stick to chickens and goats
But make no mistake the snake can still hope

Of a poke and a stroke till your innards are broke
Then I play with my snake and start doing coke



Sunday, June 24, 2012

Mr. Weedman Draft 1






Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong 
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong


Mr. Weedman bring me some trees
(Bong Bong Bong Bong)
Bring me some nuggets and bring me some leaves
(Bong Bong Bong Bong)
Give me a mix white widow and clover
(Bong Bong Bong Bong)
Mr. Weedman please come over


Weedman pick up the phone
(Bong Bong Bong Bong)
Drove past your house I know that your home
(Bong Bong Bong Bong)
Please I'm feeling like a fiend
Mr. Weedman bring me some green


Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong


Mister Weedman bring me some trees
Bring me some nuggets and bring me some leaves
Give me the biggest bag you've got at your place
Mr. Weedman I need to blaze


Weedman I'm so alone
I need some ganja so I can get stoned
No stems no sticks and please no seeds
Mr. Weedman bring me some weed


Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong


Mr. Weedman (Yes?)
Bring us some budz
Give us a bag of your finest nugz
Mr. Weedman please 
Mr. Weedman bring me some weed






It is sung in the style of these wonderful young ladies. Sure is nice to hear such a nice Song.