That Shark Can Suck My Balls

Blogvember continues today with a brand new edition. 

It was a bright morning on the sunny beach. Allen and Pamela were walking along the waterfront throwing stones and talking about dogs. "Oh Allen I love dog's so much!" "yea I know." Allen replied. Just then a medium sized dog seemed to just walk out of the water and shake itself off. "Hey look at that dog" The dog pranced around and licked its own balls for a good five to ten minutes before wandering over to Allen and Pamela. Pamela started getting all friendly with the dog and was like letting it lick her face after it had already licked it's own balls. So Allen being the jealous type got all pissed off and was like "Fuck You" so he started trying to lick his own balls. After several hours of trying to suck his own balls, Allen finally gave up. By this time Pamela and the dog had left together in Allen's sleek sports car with all the cool secret compartments and shit. Allen had an idea of how maybe, just maybe someone might suck his balls. He dove into the water and began to swim with all of his strength. Allen took a very deep breath and started his descent. After swimming for what seemed like forever Allen was greeted by a shark face to face. Allen was calm. The Shark circled Allen a few times giving him a hard glance. Allen didn't flinch and soon the shark sensing no fear swam away into the depths. Allen was out of air and needed to get the surface but he had gone too far. Allen sensing his imminent demise had a flood of thoughts regarding his life and times. He thought about the beach and Pamela, his sports car, the dog, his own balls, and finally his showdown with the shark. He recalled how he had been unafraid in that moment and considered this the bravest act of his whole life. Like on another level and shit. As this realization hit him he became truly happy with himself and his life. Just then a really busty and hot mermaid with a nice fin swam up to give Allen some much needed air. She took Allen by the hand and led him to the busty mermaid city where he was sure to have his balls sucked in an underwater setting for all of time. The End.