
Waiter: "Hi. How can I help you sir?"
Customer: "I Want a reservation for a delivery"
Waiter: "Okay I can accommodate that for you Sir"
Customer: "I Want to pay for it using a coupon that expired a long time ago."
Waiter: "No Problem Sir What would you like to order?"
Customer: "I Want A Cheeseburger with NO CHEESE and I want Ketchup with NO FRIES."
Waiter: "Anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Yes I also want the soup of the day from tomorrow."
Waiter: "Okay one soup, would you like some complimentary bread, Perhaps for dipping?"
Customer: "Yes I would like some stale bread with fresh mold. "
Waiter: "For Dessert May I recommend A scoop of our delicious coffee flavored ice cream?"
Customer: "Actually I would like a cup of vanilla flavored coffee instead and could I also get a melted Popsicle?"
Waiter: "Yes sir. Will you be paying with cash or credit?"
Customer: "No."
The End