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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Customer Service

Waiter: "Hi. How can I help you sir?"


Customer: "I Want a reservation for a delivery"

Waiter: "Okay I can accommodate that for you Sir"

Customer: "I Want to pay for it using a coupon that expired a long time ago."

Waiter: "No Problem Sir What would you like to order?"

Customer: "I Want A Cheeseburger with NO CHEESE and I want Ketchup with NO FRIES."

Waiter: "Anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Yes I also want the soup of the day from tomorrow."

Waiter: "Okay one soup, would you like some complimentary bread, Perhaps for dipping?"

Customer: "Yes I would like some stale bread with fresh mold. "

Waiter: "For Dessert May I recommend A scoop of our delicious coffee flavored ice cream?"

Customer: "Actually I would like a cup of vanilla flavored coffee instead and could I also get a melted Popsicle?"

Waiter: "Yes sir. Will you be paying with cash or credit?"

Customer: "No." 

The End