Fun in the Sun Poem

Because I like to run 
I like having fun
To the occasion I rise like the sun
I'm still number one
I still get it done
I got pizza sauce all on my thumb
I still threw a plumb 
I knew it was dumb
I poured some bleach on a hot dog bun
I went through a ton 
Then I chewed some gum
Torpase and now my bodies numb
breaks to the left breaks to the right
break it down with Frank Deez Tonight!

Oh Yeah

Customer Service

Waiter: "Hi. How can I help you sir?"

Customer: "I Want a reservation for a delivery"

Waiter: "Okay I can accommodate that for you Sir"

Customer: "I Want to pay for it using a coupon that expired a long time ago."

Waiter: "No Problem Sir What would you like to order?"

Customer: "I Want A Cheeseburger with NO CHEESE and I want Ketchup with NO FRIES."

Waiter: "Anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Yes I also want the soup of the day from tomorrow."

Waiter: "Okay one soup, would you like some complimentary bread, Perhaps for dipping?"

Customer: "Yes I would like some stale bread with fresh mold. "

Waiter: "For Dessert May I recommend A scoop of our delicious coffee flavored ice cream?"

Customer: "Actually I would like a cup of vanilla flavored coffee instead and could I also get a melted Popsicle?"

Waiter: "Yes sir. Will you be paying with cash or credit?"

Customer: "No." 

The End