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Showing posts with label dumbo. Show all posts

Friday, November 8, 2013

In the Biz

In the biz, the glam and the glitz
Crack like the Ritz my shit is the Twix
Sicker than sick quicker than quick 
Fucking your chick she's loving the dick 
she's a good girl I'm Robbin it Thicke
kick a the drum a run of the mill 
She's tasting the pillow I'm taking a pill 
stay in and chill and lay really still 
Jonah  and the whale Jonah the Hill
bill in the mail from a male named bill 
he's going to jail where he will be killed
all because he had stolen a grill 
an empty stomach he wanted to fill
laying it down and signing his will 
this goes out to mail man bill
I run in the house to clean some things 
just like a puppet with fancy stings 
I run and I laugh and I dance and sing
saving my money for everything

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Friday, June 28, 2013

That's The Way Uh Huh Uh Huh I Like It

That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it. I have had that song in my head all day. Kind of taking a much needed day off to catch up on the finer things in life. went to the basketball court today and kicked every ones ass. My game has never been better. It only took about 8 years to learn the fucking sport. I'm literally listening to That's the way Uh Huh Uh Huh I like it on repeat over and over again for an indefinite period of undetermined time. but that's the way i like it. Who knows what the rest of tonight holds for our heroes but we will see what adventure awaits. 


My friend who is going through a break up called me and said that his girlfriend had sent him a text saying that she hated him and was over him and blah blah blah fucking blah blah blah blahbibitty blah blah blah blah. Anyway I told him to send her "That's The Way Uh Huh Uh Huh I Like It." It worked like a charm. do do do do do do do do do.