10. Hangnail Rip
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Clip it. Don't Rip it.
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9. Roof of Mouth Hot Pizza Burn
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Let it cool down first.
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8. Drunk Ankle Sprain
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| Call a cab. |
7. Black Eye
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| No one will take you seriously for weeks. |
6.Falling In Public
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| There goes the confidence for the day. |
5. Scalding Coffee Crotch Burn
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| The BEST part of waking up. |
4. Paper Cut
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| Go Digital. |
3. Fat Lip
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| Its Not A Tumor, But it looks like Herpes. |
2. Kicked in The Balls
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| We have lift off!!! |
1. Foriegn Object in Butt
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| Pain in the Ass. Literally! |
Pain in the Ass Injury
Honorable Mention:
0. Angry Broken Hand Wall Punch.
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| This is a Fight You Will Never Win! |
Dale Fanella
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