Hey Joe

This is a Picture of Joe's Dad

Joe gets up early even though he is very tired and has a bad taste in his mouth from chewing beans all night. Joe doesn't have a toothbrush or toothpaste he just puts sugar in his mouth and smears it around with a spoon. Then he drinks a lot of water on his way to the health club.

After working out Joe sits in the sauna for a long time percolating. Finally Joe is ready to take on the day. Joe gives himself a big thumbs up in the mirror and says "I am Joe." Someone else in the locker room says "Hey Joe."

 Joe leaves the health club in high spirits.  Joe always wears black but sometimes he puts on a white jacket if someone asks him nicely.  Joe is the kind of guy that you want on your side if you need to get something done, he's a real team player. One time I was at work and I felt really tired, so tired that I was gonna fall asleep on the job. Just when I thought I couldn't take it anymore, Joe showed up and helped me stay awake until my shift was over. 

 Joe is busy all morning visiting people at work. In the afternoon Joe usually sits around and cools off in the office lounge during lunch.  Before you know it Joe is back on the go helping people, what a great guy.  For some reason all these old people always ask Joe to come over to their houses for after dinner drinks. Joe has a younger brother who is always in bed sleeping. Joe said that his brother suffers from decaffeination.  

Joe was at a bar on St Patricks Day even though it's not really his scene, he got really drunk after several Irish Car Bombs and he met this very pretty girl named Bailey. Joe and Bailey helped everyone stay awake and get drunk for hours before they decided to go home together. Joe and Baily kissed as they left the bar and someone shouted "Hey there goes Joe, the best guy there ever was."

 The other day Joe came over to my house with this cold expression on his mug. He looked cold and said it was because he had been taking taking ice baths at the health club because the sauna was broken. Joe and I went to the mall and Joe bought a ecofriendly paper belt that made him look really cool.

To people that don't know him he's "Mr. Coffee" 

But to all his friends he's "Joe" 

Joe went to a job interview and when they asked him if he had any questions he said "how do you take it?" They hired Joe on the spot.  When Joe was leaving the interview someone in the waiting room said "Wow, that's Joe. He sure is great." 

Next time you see Joe sitting on the counter in the break room don't be a stranger just say "Hey Joe." 

Dale Fanella