A Whales Vagina

Me and My Friends. Haha yeah right.

Wednesday Wednesday Wonderful Wednesday I went outside to throw away some liquor bottles but the dumpster was missing, so instead I got a nice coffee buzz and listened to various 80s Jams. Sometimes when I get stuck with the writing it really helps to pull out something old that I havent read in awhile.  You know? Just reflect on something you already did and put yourself back in that same frame of mind. Some of the journal pages have spilled beer, tomato sauce, wierd stickers, toenail clippings  and crinkles that add character to the pages.  I love language. I wish I was bilingual, I only know bits and pieces of a few languages Spanish, Japanese, a little French.  I could never learn another language in school only by immersion and asking people annoying questions "how do say? how do you say? how do you say?"
With more lingual power i could climb the highest mountains and scour the dirtiest alleys searching for good conversation and company. Stay hungry and you will eat. By the way, last night I told these people about how if I was ever pursued by Renegade White Sharks I would find safety by hiding inside a whales vagina. Of course I realize that it would only be a matter of time before I was crushed to death by a giant whale penis. So I guess its not really a good plan. I have gone to the burrito place nearly five times this week. Is there any hope for our hero? Will one taco dinner ever be enough? Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion. 


Good Day to All

The Mad Blogger



The Mad Blogger



There once was a Blogger who wrote all the time

He wrote every day always posting online



Sharing his words and Ideas that he had

His audience grew with every post that he'd add

Hey Joe

This is a Picture of Joe's Dad

Joe gets up early even though he is very tired and has a bad taste in his mouth from chewing beans all night. Joe doesn't have a toothbrush or toothpaste he just puts sugar in his mouth and smears it around with a spoon. Then he drinks a lot of water on his way to the health club.

After working out Joe sits in the sauna for a long time percolating. Finally Joe is ready to take on the day. Joe gives himself a big thumbs up in the mirror and says "I am Joe." Someone else in the locker room says "Hey Joe."

I Aint No Snitch Part 2

A few years ago I worked at a department store. One day I saw a sign in the break room that basically said, “If you can give us any information about crooked employees or shoplifters and your information leads to an apprehension then you will be compensated.”  I wasn’t sure what to think so I walked into my manager’s office and asked the Manager  “What does the sign in the break room mean?” 

I Aint No Snitch Part 1

 One time my friends from the sandwich shop I worked at invited me to have drinks at the managers apartment.

My coworker named Link  got really drunk, started barfing and passed out on the bathroom floor. 

The rest of us were laughing, making fun of him and throwing shit all over the apartment.

Earlier in the day Link had snitched on Nick the delivery guy for buying cigarettes and  energy drinks while he was on the clock.