One time my friends from the sandwich shop I worked at invited me to have drinks at the managers apartment.
My coworker named Link got really drunk, started barfing and passed out on the bathroom floor.
The rest of us were laughing, making fun of him and throwing shit all over the apartment.
Earlier in the day Link had snitched on Nick the delivery guy for buying cigarettes and energy drinks while he was on the clock.
Nick had been really mad at Link when it happened. So now that Link was knocked out Will got in his face and screamed “Snitch!” “Snitch!” “Snitch!”
We all laughed really hard and before I knew it we all joined in shouting at Link's limp passed out body “Snitch!” “Snitch!” “Snitch!”.
All of the sudden Link jolted to life, popped up and started beating the shit out of the Assistant Manager Ken (he was so drunk he went after the wrong guy) screaming “I AINT NO SNITCH” at the top of his lungs.
We all tackled Link and threw him back into the bathroom.
As he hit the tile floor he moaned and stopped moving.
At the last moment before he passed out for the second time he muttered “…I aint no snitch…” and made a wierd gargling sound like the Gas Man from "Dumb and Dumber."
Part 2 Coming Soon
Dale Fanella
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