Every morning I mumble curse words into my pillow and throw it against the wall (because it never works) as my annoying alarm clock rings in my ears.“Ahh Shit! Not Again!” I roll out of bed (which is just a mattress on the floor) silence the wretched clock and hop into the shower for refreshment. A steamy shampoo, face wash, and conditioner followed by a lengthy period of what I like to call "THE MOST INTERESTING WAY TO TAKE A COLD SHOWER!" I just turn the hot water off put the cold water on full blast and wait for the rush. When the cold water hits I start screaming out obscenities and act like a bank robber "GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY! PUT IT IN THE BAG... NOW!" Sometimes I just scream and beg for mercy like someone else has control of the water temperature. "SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! WHO ARE YOU? PLEASE! IT IS SO COLD! AHHHH!!!!!" I know It sounds weird but it really wakes you up, you should try it. Later I’m back in my room (naked) for no reason, frantically pacing around looking for my socks. I slide my feet in and deeply appreciate the warmth and comfort they bring. For breakfast I eat Cheerios because all the commercials on TV with fat dad’s trying to lower their cholesterol have convinced me that cheerio’s are the healthy choice.. There’s a clanking sound as I put my bowl and spoon in the sink. I grab a bunch of snacks (fruit roll ups, string cheese, and sunflower seeds) and I go for a really long walk (snack adventure) where I walk around for awhile eating snacks and people watching for fun. Sometimes the routine is different depending on whether or not I get up when I’m supposed to or if I have planned ahead and laid out all my things in advance. They say that everyone seems cool until you know what they are like. I hope I'm still cool.
Dale Fanella
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