I Got The Bugers Burgers Burgers Burgers Burgers

Sunday afternoon sitting in the cool breeze eating an American burger. What could be better. I ate burgers everyday for one summer. I wish I had stats on my lifetime of burgers. Todays Burger was unique. I had been craving burgers all day and finally decided to make the dreaded burger walk. On the way I saw a Panera bread and I kind of wanted to get my soup on but it was all for not. I continued on my journey and eventually made contact with a burger retail outlet known as Five Guys Even though there was more than five guys running the place. I got the burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers. I also got fries. Men's Health says that five guys meals are bad for you but I don't care because they taste good and Burgers are American. Now Every Sunday I go for a long adventure walk and treat myself to some good old American Cuisine. MMMM MMMM MMMMM so tasty. Hot Burgers and Fries Made To Order. I am not even getting paid for this. I just really like the burgers. Sometimes when I meet people for the first time I ask them "Excuse Me Do You Have Burgers?"

Robbery at Local Mcdonalds

THE HAMBURGLAR

Be Advised. Between the hours of 2pm and 3pm at a local Mcdonalds restaurant a 21 year old man was robbed in a suprise bathroom altercation that left him Hospitalized. As the victim attempted to use the bathroom facility he was savagely beaten and brutally assaulted. Reportedly the attacker stole the victims recently purchased Quarter Pounder With Cheese before fleeing the building giggling maniacally according to security footage.